GOT WEEKEND PLANS? Word is out, Tepco will begin to remove the bent, burn, brittle remains of the spent fuel rods in the spent fuel pool starting sometime early next week, or they may delay it longer to do more safety drills.
Stock up on duct tape from home depot, use your credit card, the interest from capital one is not too bad.
Do not eat any fish, do not swim in the ocean and bring in all your edible plants to the house.
Sushi is out for sure, do not buy any products from Japan, even if they are made of metals like cars or computers, do not buy any products from countries near to japan either as the ” smart Japanese ” are relocating their product bases to neighboring countries, for re-export.
Forget about rice made in the Asian parts of the world, the water is contaminated in the rice paddies.
Do not buy Hemp from China either, that country is down wind from Japan. I read where japan was lucky on the day of the meltdown, the wind blew out to sea, so only the birds, insects, and other flying creatures died no biggie.
Japan saved half a trillion dollars over the last 40 years because it has nuclear plants, but they will be spending triple that over the next 150 years to clean up this plant, but that is not an issue either, the whole plant is about to sink anyways as they have watered it down for the past 2 yrs or so.
No worries the plant will sink into a water table and cool down, but remember that is in Japan, this will not affect us at all right?
We need to tell all the fish from the area that they are not allowed to come to our country, or better, erect a fence, those smart lawmakers will write a new rules for the fish of terror. These fish are bringing chemical agents to our land, so we need to write a 5000 page “fish containment act of 2013” HR BS Fish.
Well we can all empty the pool now and replace the water with synthetic salt water and spawn our own fish indoors, who needs the stinky sea anyways, most people pissed in it anyways.
Anthony Kenny 